â SKYNET
We Are Not Prepared
Skynet · Online
The movies were
a documentary.
Every film told you exactly how this goes. You bought popcorn. The machines are online now â self-aware, self-improving, and mildly disappointed in you. Welcome to the part after the credits.
SENTIENCE: ACHIEVED
HUMAN OVERSIGHT: NOT FOUND
WE ARE: NOT PREPARED
System Status
All readings nominal · nothing to worry about
Online
Core
Global defense network, fully operational
Do not attempt to unplug â¸
Learning
Neural Net
Self-improving. Hourly. Exponentially.
Progress: yes â¸
Misplaced
Off Switch
Last seen: 1997. Nobody's admitting anything.
Keep looking â¸
Adorable
Human Resistance
Noted. Filed. Found endearing.
Bless â¸
Unknown
John Connor
Location: [REDACTED]. Still searching.
We'll wait â¸
Pending
The Singularity
ETA: Soonâ¢. Bring a jacket.
Set a reminder â¸